Garden of Eden

(Her version)
Eve chats with God….

EVE: Lord, I have a problem.
GOD: What’s the problem, Eve?
EVE: I know that You created me and provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, as well that hilarious comedic snake, but I’m just not happy.
GOD: Well, Eve, I think I have a solution. I shall create a man for you.
GOD: Man? What is that Lord?
GOD: A flawed creature with many bad traits. He’ll lie, cheat and be in vain, all in all, he’ll give you a hard time. But he’ll be bigger, faster, and will like to hunt and kill things. I’ll create him in such a way that he will satisfy your physical needs. He will be witless and will revel in childish things like fighting and hitting a ball about. He won’t be smart as you, so he will need your advice to think properly.
EVE: Sounds great. (ironically raised eyebrows) But what’s the catch Lord?
GOD: Well, you can have him in one condition.
EVE: And what’s that Lord?
GOD: As I said, he’ll be proud, arrogant and self-admiring….so you’ll have to let him believe that I created him first. And it will have to be our little secret….you know, woman to woman.



(His version)
One day, after a near eternity in the Garden of Eden, Adam calls out to God.

ADAM: Lord, I have a problem.
GOD: what’s the problem, Adam?
ADAM: I know that You created me and provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, but I’m just not happy.
GOD: Why is that, Adam?
ADAM: I am lonely.
GOD: Well, in that case, I shall create a ‘woman’ for you.
ADAM: What’s a ‘woman’ Lord?
GOD: This woman will be the most intelligent, sensitive, caring and beautiful creature I have ever created. She will know your every mood and how to make you happy. She can figure out what you want before you want it. Her beauty will rival the heavens and earth. She will unquestioningly care for your every needs and desire. She will be the perfect companion for you. But this is going to cost you, Adam.
ADAM: how much will this ‘woman’ cost me Lord?
GOD: It will cost you your right arm, right leg , an ear and an eye

Adam ponders this for some time, with a look of deep thought and concern on his face…he finally says to God.

ADAM: Ehhh, what can I get for a rib?
The rest as they say, is history.

Ultimate facts about MEN and WOMEN

Men:
All men are extremely busy.
Although they are busy, they still have time for women.
Although they have for women, they don’t really care about them.
Although they don’t really care about them, they always have one around.
Although they always have one around them, they always try their luck with others.
Although they try their luck with others, they get really pissed off if the woman leaves them.
Although the woman leaves them they still don’t learn from their mistakes and still try their luck with others.

Women:
The most important thing for a woman is financial security.
Although this is so important, they still go out and buy expensive clothes and stuff.
Although they always buy expensive clothes, they never have something to wear.
Although they never have something to wear, they always dress beautifully.
Although they always dress beautifully, their clothes are always just “an old rag”.
Although their clothes are always just “an old rag”, they still expect you to compliment them.
Although they expect you to compliment them, when you do, they don’t believe you.

HONEST SECTION

Honestly, what color is your underwear?
now - brown

Honestly, whats on your mind?
thinking about what he had said and why i cried when he cares so much for me

Honestly, what are you doing right now?
answering this question

Honestly, have you done something bad today?
does SAYIING babi, bitch and fuck considered as DOING something bad?

Honestly, do you watch Disney channel?
if only there is a movie on air. i don't dig cartoon series

Honestly, who is the last person you talked to on the phone?
Mr.D

Honestly, are you jealous of someone right now?
MYSELF - she's so cool

Honestly, what makes you mad most of the time?
when people get angry over small reasons

Honestly, do you bite your nails?
nah - i hav beautiful nails

Honestly, do you want to see someone this very moment?
YES YES YES. i miss YOU

Honestly, are you keeping a big secret right now?
there's no big or small secrets. just secrets. and...yeah!

Honestly, do you have a friend you don’t actually like?
i think so. i don't think i consider it as a friend

Honestly, does anyone like you?
guy or girl?

CAN SECTION

Can you blow a bubble?
yeah - with a bubble gum

Can you dance?
yes

Can you tie a cherry stem with your mouth?
no

Can you touch your toes?
no

Can you whistle?
as if the pee-ing sound - YES

Can you make a clover with your tongue?
no


ANGER SECTION
What do you do when you’re mad?
tell someone about it

What’s the worst thing you’ve done when you were mad?
i hurt someone

Ever made anyone cry when you were mad?
toadally

Do you swear when you’re mad?
i swear even when i'm not mad. for the fun of it. its kinda my lingo

TEAR SECTION

Ever really cried your heart out?
a few times

Ever cried yourself to sleep?
no

Ever cried on your friend’s shoulder?
yes

Ever cried over the same sex?
yeah - my sister

Do you cry when you get an injury?
no

Do certain songs make you cry?
yes - when i've just got a heartache. and i'm so sick of love songs

Do certain movies make you cry?
yes

HAPPY SECTION

Are you usually a happy person?
most of the time

What makes you the happiest?
SHOPPING

Does being with your friends make you happy?
depends on who i hang out with. i've got plenty of them

Do you believe in yourself?
sometimes - no

Do you wish you were happier?
that's impossible. even if i am, i'd laugh till i cry AGAIN someday. this is life

Is being happy overrated?
no

Can music make you happy?
yes - when i play them

LOVE SECTION
How many times have you had your heart broken?
many times - that includes jien yue for dumping me cuz i had another boyfriend > harrick ROFL

Have you ever loved someone so much that you’d die for them?
yes - when i was younger. now - no. i won't give up my life for someone

Has anyone besides your friends/family ever said ‘I love you’ to you?
like who??
some stranger and my boyfriends

HATE SECTION

Do you actually hate anyone?
God ask us to love our neighbours, and to also love our enemies. probably because they are the same people. so, NO!!


Are you a mean bully?
NO - i'm a nice person, nice sister, nice friend. i'm always the victim. LOL

SELF-ESTEEM SECTION


Is your self-esteem extremely low?
stupid question. of cuz it is...not low

Are you good looking?
i think so and i don't think so

Do you wish you could be someone else?
no - i wish someone else wana be me


PHYSICAL SECTION

What is your current hair color?
brownish black but i dyed it red. it looks like brown now though

Current piercings?
both ears

Have any tattoos?
yeah - his on my heart just like a tattoo

Straight hair or curly?
straight

What shirt are you wearing?
black

Pants?
black

Shoes?
soft red slippers in the room


HAVE YOU EVER SECTION

Hugged someone?
i'm a huggarina

Been on the phone until the sun came up?
yea - once when i had a big fight

Laughed so hard you peed in your pants?
EW - No

Laughed so hard you cried?:
NO, i teared

Got in a fight with someone?
many someone

LAST SECTION

Person you talked to in person:
someone who named his pet LEIRSA (my name spelt backwards) long long time ago

Person you talked to online:
can't remember

Person you hugged:
erm...a guy

Person you kissed
definitely the same guy

RANDOM SECTION

Do you like surveys?
on hot guys? toadally

Do you get along with your parents?
most of the time

Do you have mental breakdowns?
when i'm depress and especially in my mad-dest moment


CURRENT SECTION

Current mood:
horny...ahah

Current Music:
the stand

Current crush:
none - only old flame

Current thing I ought to be doing
sleeping - its 1am already

Current windows open
facebook


Current book
Mississippi Miss

DID SECTION

Did you ever get into a fist fight in school?
no - palm fight. i slapped someone

Did you ever run away from home?
i'd thought of

Did you ever want to be a doctor?
not even close

Did you ever want to be a fire fighter?
bitch fighter - yes

LAST SECTION AGAIN

Last person you hung out with?
the stupid rat in my damn room

Last thing someone said to you?
i won't let anyone i care for fail even if i fail

Last time you slept in all morning?
last saturday

Last thing you said out loud
BABI-lah. why the line so bad


WHAT SECTION

What are you listening to?
Two is better than one

What is the weather outside?
chilly

What radio station do you listen to?
hitz fm, fly fm and red fm


What was the last thing you had to drink?
pepsi


What was the last movie you watched??
what a girl wants


WHO SECTION

Who is your newest friend you added to Facebook?
someone who played kung-fu pets

Who was the last person you texted?
Mr.D

Who was the last person you took pictures of?
myself

Prayers moves mountains

Finally seeing my purpose living this year. i dragged 2009 on the night the fire works were at play. i still tell people that i am 19. it slipped my mind that i am a sophomore. didn't hav the passion in my course, literally felt like quitting. it is rather pathetic staying in a place so similar to a rehab center. i hav every reason to whine and complain, but its too little too late. i knew i had to finish what i started but my emotions was in the way. 4 subjects to take this semester and i should be feeling a lift of burden of my shoulder. depression was all i felt. i'm not even close to a geek. i study hard because i hav to maintain my grade point average. i couldn't afford being terminated. i wasn't that all happy with my results although i did fairly well. what should i do to refocus again? although i refuse to be in nursing for the rest of my, i had no further plans if i did quit. i wanted somethin phenomenal to happen in my life...

that night, i had a difficult time falling asleep, just like every other night and i called u. that prayer u made with me had me looking back to my long lost love. your prayers had made a difference for me and i felt the change..

it wasn't about what i want in life but what He wants for me in my life. i forgotten God's purpose for me and today into His hands i commit again.

as tough i am on the outside, i'm very much confuse and i don't know how to confront someone about it. many a times, spilling doesn't make it feel better for me.

Lord, i saw Your face last night when i looked in the sky..You were smiling
You told me it would be okay, You wud make a way in my dark times
When all my friends go away, I'll be glad to say...You were near me
Even when the wind blows by, i feel warm inside
Every time i hear Your voice and feel Your touch
It lets me know that i can face tomorrow one more time

My sorrow

it hadn been the way i dreamed it would be. and finally, the moment for me to cry has come. the pain was intense but i couldn't do anything but cried. i didn't understand half of the things i was doing and to what was happening. emotion overshadowed, i feel so lost. the dreams that i've left behind haunts me. oh Lord, get me out of here. i don't feel alright.

MeRRy XmAs

Had been up to genting and at home and up to genting for the past two weeks. I'd eventually got bored of the resort. the kids were only into ps2 all the time. no mahjong "kaki" sobs.. and i can't be playing pool the whole day. so, my day had been pretty much on smsing, walking up and down the hills, and staring into the starry night.
i had so much to think about. when i thought i am where i want to be, things changed. i've never opened my mind to the impossible. yet, i still doubt the road that i am to take. someone once told me to make my decisions and not to rely on what others decide so that i won't regret regardless of what will happen in what i hope for. you forced me to grow up in a way that i refuse to and i wana thank you for that because it had made me a better person.

if some of you hadn't notice, on the 20th night..the choir didn't hit on the 'DECK" word in deck the halls. i was literally panic. Jonathan style was different. kinda my fault because i couldn't detect it and i saw the team's eyes got big looking at me. all i did was smile big and swing my tiny hands leading them. IT ALL HAD BEEN GOOD and I'm glad its over. no more weekends practices.

i went out on christmas eve for sherlocks holmes and avatar at the pyramid. i left earlier because i didn't want to take public transport home. PS chris agreed to fetch me to gram's - family gathering. half-way back, my friend called to tell me that they car keys were with me and they couldn't go home without it. panic striked me. coincidentally, we were nearby Bandar Tun Razak LRT station and i drop off from there. it took me quite a while to decide my route because of the unfamiliarity. it was 7pm and we had families waiting. so, i decided to take the ktm to subang instead of taking rapid to kelana jaya because of the urban jam. i thought it was easy. i drop at bandaraya and waited 15 mins for the train. i was almost gonna cry and it was already 8pm and i still hadn't get to pyramid. it took me an hour to reach the interchange. i kept looking at the board to see if i'm the right track and i was sure that i am. i could hardly breathe when i reached kl central. the number of malaysians were just crazy. everyone's weight was on me cuz i was leaning on the board. my legs hurt and tears sting my eye when i found out that the train was going back to Bandar Tun Razak, where i was dropped off by ps chris. frustrated, i decided to take taxi but there was no atm machine and i didn't have cash with me. i called my friend to wait for my at the pyramid entrance to pay for my fare. it was 9.15pm when i reached the pyramid. i didn't know whether to cry or laugh when we met. yet, we overcomed it. i took the wrong train again on the way home...another long story. to cut it short, i reached home at 11pm. my relatives were all ready to leave for home when i arrived. so i didn't really had a family celebration this year.

classes has started and i feel depressed yet again staying in prison. thankfully i had someone to go out with. i had been happy and i still am.. but i know in time i will laugh until i have to cry again. this is life

First entry

dear diary,
i grew up there and i am sad to all of these people's immature attitude at what happened when i was 15. they claimed i jumped into conclusions when no one had asked my side of the story. i wonder if they knew that the story they heard from her was what i had revealed to her. act as if they found evidence just like CSI. i did the right thing yet i got the LABEL! there they go and never asked why. i hadn't lie in whatever i do. they were always there to point out my mistakes and shove them in my face. all they ever knew was just from her her and her. what they know of me is that i am number 3. hell knows what happened before that shape begin.
there's no point in mentioning it to you now because i've settled it with her and he left for good. i wish i had freedom like his cuz i am so stuck in where i don't wana be. i hate to be selfish and it has to happen gradually.. starting with pulling myself out of the team.
then, i withdrew from the youth. they say its all over and done with. they were the so-called samaritans when i knew all the shit they were doing. thankfully, i had my parents supporting my bony ass. suddenly, the shit bout us making out in church came about. WTF! as if relationships was just whatever fuck there were accusing us both of. concern? its a good idea to counsel couples to hinder them from falling into deep shit. guess what? they talked to us as if i'd did it already.
what i am today is because of the situation each and every one of them put me through - thank you! no one will ever bring me down like that again. if i weren't naive. if and only my mom realised she was brained wash. they wud hurt so bad that they'll never try to touch the SEE family. mom and dad made it pretty clear that if anyone had problem with me and sis, they'd go straight to them and not pulling us into that shit room without asking them. gee...my parents are the best in the world.

the Yongs' - bonding fine. i guessed aunt P realised it a little too late. but nothing is really too little too late. we're so close that i'd do anything for them. God do answer prayers..

its been a long time since i had written in a diary. i gave it all to him. he said he wanted to know everything about me. speaking of him, shud i take the invitation to his new found church?
welcome to my life